Olivier Lacan { thoughts }

Tinkering Instead of Computing

The fabled Google Android?  It is entirely the piece of junk one ought to expect from a devel­op­ment process dri­ven by com­mit­tees and steered by non-creative minds.  And it appears that many would-be buy­ers know it. — Stanislav Datskovskiy’s in Non-Apple’s Mis­take

This is the sin­gle best (and short) essay I’ve read on the cur­rent state of com­put­ing that wasn’t writ­ten by John Gru­ber.

What’s really inter­est­ing is the author’s clar­i­fi­ca­tion about the fact that he “loathes Apple prod­ucts”. In a con­ver­sa­tion with George Koko­ris yes­ter­day I got a some­what sim­i­lar impres­sion from his stance on Apple. Oddly, the design, focus and apti­tude as tools that Apple prod­ucts have is com­pletely coher­ent with peo­ple like George who still feel com­pelled to keep them at a distance.

Datskovskiy also says this (as a Mac­Book Air owner):

Edit:
A num­ber of peo­ple link­ing here seem to think that I like Apple or for­give its sins (as if Apple needs my for­give­ness.)  This is a mis­take.  I loathe Apple prod­ucts, and chafe under the straight­jacket of their aes­thetic when­ever I use one.  I sim­ply hap­pen to despise their com­pe­ti­tion that much more.  At least Apple has an aes­thetic.  Its works, how­ever flawed, are the works of a per­son, rather than an amor­phous blob.

I argue that this straight­jacket that Datskovskiy describes is vital for cre­ative minds. Free­dom is of course the ideal of many Mak­ers, but I think it’s often their worse enemy. I take fic­tion as an exam­ple. As a kid I fuck­ing despised all those rules that forced me to stick to an idea per para­graph, I didn’t under­stand why poets were tor­tur­ing them­selves with rhyme schemes and extreme con­ci­sion, I thought TV shows should never end or that episodes should run longer than 45 min­utes. But these iron bars are often there for good rea­son. To keep you focused, to have you think about sub­stance, and stop obsess­ing about form.

In the world of com­put­ers the best highly sub­jec­tive anec­dote I have is my own dad. He started “build­ing” com­put­ers in the 1990’s with Com­paqs. The only prob­lem is that Com­paqs weren’t sup­posed to be built. They were sup­posed to work some­what out of the box. Yet tin­ker­ing wasn’t an option (and you could tell) it was an oblig­a­tion. And my dad got so much into the habit of open­ing up the box to fix what­ever was wrong with hard­ware or soft­ware that he spent more time dis­as­sem­bling his com­put­ers than actu­ally doing what he thought a com­puter would actu­ally help him do when he started.

His focus shifted so much than aside from his day job I don’t think my dad ever did any­thing sub­stan­tial with his home com­put­ers in 15 years. The best exam­ple of this, is that now that he doesn’t have to fuck around with DOS to get Win­dows 3.11, 95, 98 or Me to work with­out, it seems that my dad doesn’t really know how to use a com­puter. He knows how they work, he knows the parts, but he for­got the purpose.

PS: If you think what I mean “trains run on time in a dic­ta­tor­ship”, fuck off.

Norman Borlaug saved Humanity.

Norman Borlaug in a Wheat fieldYou may not know about him.

Borlaug’s dis­cov­er­ies have been esti­mated to have saved over 245 mil­lion lives worldwide

Do learn.
How did he do it?
By improv­ing Nature and using Genet­i­cally Mod­i­fied Organ­isms (GMOs).

Mean­while Green­peace was doing this.

Crappee Coffee

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I’ve never under­stood the cof­fee phe­nom­e­non. I tasted cof­fee as a kid at my aunts house I think. My cousin Émilie was crazy about it even as a kid and I always thought it smelled like burnt tire and smoke. Well it tasted exactly like that too. Every­one around me always drank cof­fee and touted it as a “grown up” drink.

I didn’t have many argu­ments to ridicule this at that age, but just like many “grown up” things it implies pre­tend­ing that you like some­thing repul­sive just because every­one else tells you its good. At the time I just didn’t like it. It wasn’t a con­trar­ian point of view. For me it sim­ply felt like all those things branded as “adult” for some ran­dom rea­son: smok­ing, drink­ing wine or liquor, eat­ing spinach, fish, snails (bet you most young Frenchies can’t stand that either) and seafood. Very few peo­ple actu­ally like eat­ing or drink­ing these things. But if you don’t, you must be a close-minded baby who’s too scared to try any­thing new and who’d rather drink Choco­late Milk — yes, I do.

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Michael Moore is a douchehole

Je viens de lire un arti­cle du bon Dave Hitt qui a du le taper en tirant sur un gros cigar et en ron­chon­nant sur le gou­verne­ment qui lui empeche de fumer dans un salon avec ses potes. Il revient sur l’affaire Sicko vs. Moore­watch, le très vague­ment factuel film de Moore sur les assur­ances mal­adie et le blog qui se charge de faire la lumière sur les men­songes propagés par Moore dans ses films, arti­cles et bouquins.

Pour résumer, la femme du col­lab­o­ra­teur prin­ci­pal de Moore­watch étant tombée malade, il avait pris la déci­sion de fer­mer le site, tem­po­raire­ment ou non, pour ne plus avoir a payer de frais d’hebergement et pou­voir se con­cen­trer sur le traite­ment de son épouse.

Et puis un jour, il reçu un chèque anonyme de 12 000 dol­lars. Pas com­plete­ment idiot il se doutait à l’époque que ce chèque pou­vait provenir de Moore (ce dernier étant multi-millionnaire et le sujet prin­ci­pal de son blog). Mais par néces­sité, il se devait d’accepter le don. La santé de sa femme étant plus impor­tante que des sim­ples soupçons d’un « piège » qui aurait pu avoir été tendu par Moore.

La santé de sa femme com­mença à s’améliorer pro­gres­sive­ment par la suite, et il ne reçu par de nou­velle de son généreux dona­teur. Puis Sicko sorti en salle. Et à la fin du film, Moore se pourlèche dans une séquence pétrie de van­tardise d’avoir sauvé la femme de son pire énnemi blogueur (mais c’était anonyme bien entendu !) avant d’utiliser ces cir­con­stances pour prou­ver sa démon­stra­tion anti-assurances santé privée.

Non seule­ment Moore fai­sait preuve d’une hypocrisie ahuris­sante, mais en plus il util­i­sait dans son film des faits non ver­i­fiés (puisque glanés à tra­vers les arti­cles d’un blog) copieuse­ment démen­tis par la per­sonne en ques­tion. Ce que Moore pen­sait etre la balle d’argent qui servi­rait à décred­i­biliser son opposant le plus vocal, nous sert surtout à cerner un peu plus le personnage.

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